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          In the beginning god created the heaven and Earth.  Some say it took six days, others say it took billions of years, and god says to both of them 'you weren't there so shut up.'  But I digress, after creating the Earth god created life to inhabit it, because why work your butt off to paint a masterpiece if there's nobody to appreciate it.  Plants, animals, and many more creatures were made.  And after that the platypus was made out of the leftover parts.  But they didn't stop to complement the almighty on its hard work, so god decide to kick it up a notch.          After some trial and error, man was born.  God looked upon his wor